Socialist professor snaps

Kills three.

Obviously, this calls for federal legislation. I propose abolishing all tenure to prevent recurrence of this tragedy.

Spock. Spoooooooooock.

I. am. celebrating. Inter.national. Talk. Like. William. Shatner. Day.

Signs your menu is written by some clown in NYC

From Rafferty’s:

West Tennessee BBQ Platter
A stack of the best southern staple foods piled higher than the Smoky Mountains. A piece of warm cornbread serves as the foundation, blanketed with Spikes’s spicy mean beans, smothered in smoked pulled pork and topped with our thick BBQ sauce. Served with your choice of one side item.

Anyone want to tell them the Smoky Mountains haven’t relocated to the other end of the state recently?